Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Coming soon Chapter 5

Chapter 5 of the adventures of Young Elvis and I will be coming soon, so have patience.
Sorry for the delay but sometimes life gets in the way of life, dig.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

It better be longer than the common newspaper article! I think chapters are supposed to be at least two printed pages long.

7:30 PM  
Blogger Butchieboy said...

Yeah, jerko.

11:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay. The natives are getting restless and soon will demand blood if we don't see something resembling a new chapter. What the fuck is this, anyway, a new season of the Sopranos? This fucking new chapter is getting more hype than the Cubs did when they only needed to win one fucking game to get to the fucking World Series! Yeah, my guess is that this stupid Cuban-Irish bastard is using all of us for some demented psychology project. He's probably reporting it all to the Cuban Gestapo, too! Get off your lazy gato ass and write something already, fer cripes sake!

6:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, while you're at it, why don't you write something about sports for a change? Maybe you could write about who's dick the fucking Avs might have to suck to actually win a game in their series versus the Mighty Fucklings!! Hmmm...guess I just blew my 'anonymous' cover, eh?!!

6:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am going to post nasty comments here until you unvail Chapter 5 to the world! Do you have ANY idea how fucking bored I am at work here today?!! I need a dose of N. Chitown craziness, and the Cub game I'm listening to right now just ain't cutting it, even if it is tied 1-1! So, step away from the bong and get with it and write something already, goddammit!

3:16 PM  
Blogger Butchieboy said...

Yeah, jerk.'re a stupid.

4:50 PM  
Blogger lazygato said...

Okay, okay stickyback, hold your water there. Geez that broad is ugly...
to: ananymous
there the next 12 words in the story happy?

4:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahhh ... I see you're using the age-old marketing technique practiced by coke and heroin dealers the world over ... wait until the addict screams for more, then only give him a little bit ... why do I get the feeling that, next time I visit this site, I'll probably be asked to enter my credit card number and pay $25 to read the next 50 words of Chapter Five, eh?!!

11:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You, my friend, are one cruel pendejo!

1:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why can one picture Sean-O sitting at the race Sunday, with his laptop, completely ignorant to the grand racing scene around him, feverishly trying to type out Chapter 5?!!

5:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chapter 5 seems kinda like the scientific theory of the 5th dimension (no, not the disco group from the '70s) ... It's supposed to exist, but no one really knows exactly where it is!

3:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Allright ... I see what's happening now ... this MIA Chapter 5 business is clearly a case of Lazy Gato Adult Attention Deficit Disorder. Dude, grind up about 10 Ritalin tablets, chop 'em into nice little rails, snort 'em up like Harold Ramis' annimated character did the Plutonium Niborg in the movie Heavy Metal and get this shit written before we all forget about it! "Hey, man, if there's one thing I know how to do, it's land a spaceship when I'm stoned!"

2:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Best regards from NY! here

8:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Enjoyed a lot! »

8:44 PM  

Post a Comment

<< Home